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Sh*t Rough Drafts - Pop Culture's Favorite Books Movies and TV Shows as They Might Have Been - cover

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Sh*t Rough Drafts - Pop Culture's Favorite Books Movies and TV Shows as They Might Have Been

Paul Laudiero

Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

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Summary

Sh*t Rough Drafts collects imagined misguided early drafts of classic books, screenplays, and contemporary literature, creating visions of alternate works that would exist had the authors not come to their senses. What if F. Scott Fitzgerald had gone with the title The Coolest Gatsby? How would The Hunger Games change if Peeta were armed only with blueberry muffins? If the Man of Steel's S stood for Sexyman? MacBeth, Moby Dick, Harry Potter, Sense and Sensibility, The Lord of the Rings, and many more are each presented as if they were the actual typed or handwritten pages by the authors themselves, revealing the funny and frightful works they might have been with a little less capable judgment.
Available since: 04/15/2014.

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