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Oh the Places You'll Eff Up - A Parody for Your Twenties

Joshua Miller, Patrick Casey

Publisher: Ulysses Press

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The classic graduation gift Oh, the Places You'll Go sells an average of 300,000 copies each yearPicture books for adults has skyrocketed over the past few years and continues to growThis exposé on the real world graduates face uses grown-up interpretations of well-loved characters everyone will recognize

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