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Planet Panic - Notes from the Queen of Procrastination - cover

Planet Panic - Notes from the Queen of Procrastination

Pam Pastor

Publisher: Anvil Publishing, Inc.

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Summary

Crazy things keep happening to Pam Pastor and she is left with no choice but to chronicle them. In this second collection of stories, she tells us:
 
How Pong Pagong ended her shot at stardom;Why her grandma burned all her trolls when she was in sixth grade;How she terrorized her brother on Facebook;Why she became a flower girl at 31;How a New York socialite almost kidnapped her;How she learned survival skills from Bear Grylls; andWhy taxi drivers think she’s the white lady of Balete Drive.
 
There are also tales about dead rabbits, Potato Corner, thirty bras, hospitals, a missing terrarium, New Kids on the Block, beer, and balikbayan boxes. Fun for the whole family.

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