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How to Be a Villain - Evil Laughs Secret Lairs Master Plans and More!!! - cover

How to Be a Villain - Evil Laughs Secret Lairs Master Plans and More!!!

Neil Zawacki

Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

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Summary

Jumpstart your evil enterprise with this deviously clever step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness. 
 
Villains may never win, but they sure have more fun. Who doesn’t want to hatch a master plan for world domination or set up an evil hideout? In How to Be a Villain, Neil Zawacki answers all the most urgent questions: Should I go with a black or red theme? Do I invest in an army of winged monkeys or ninja warriors? And should I learn to play the pipe organ or just get a weird cat?  
 
Whether readers choose to pursue a career as a Criminal Mastermind, Mad Scientist, Corporate Bastard, or just a Wanna-be Evil Genius, they are sure to find plenty of tips for getting started. Cheaper than attending the annual Bad Guy Conference and way more fun than being good, How to Be a Villain is guaranteed to elicit deep-throated evil laughs across the land.
Available since: 01/27/2012.
Print length: 160 pages.

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