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The Forbidden Affairs of the Buckingham Palace

N. S. Elizabeth

Publisher: Creative Express Publishing

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Summary

If you like royal tales of the most ridiculous kind with sex innuendos being the cornerstones of every chapter, strap in for the story of a lifetime... 

Mary, a seventeen year old living in Westminster with her mum, is about to embark on the epic, financially efficient journey that is not going to college.
Considering how Mary and her mum are shit broke and nobody could possibly give a rat's arse about their dire circumstances, matters had to be taken into God's hands.
So,while Mary's out for a breath of fresh air one Wednesday morning, after an excruciating job hunting session, a newspaper hits her straight in the face with a headline that would change the course of her life forever: 

'Queen currently looking for personal maid. Will pay £25000 a year.'  

In this magnificent tale of prince meets pauper, it is a challenging question to answer whether the royal family is indeed a force to be reckoned with or just a mildly adequate family with completely ridiculous secrets. Join Mary as she sets out on an adventure in the palace, forging unlikely bonds, unraveling unsettling stories, and being able to witness firsthand the most absurd leisure activities of the longest living monarch in the world.
Available since: 08/06/2018.

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