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Jokes for Kids

MR. JOKER

Publisher: Blue Labyrinth Publishing

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Summary

KIDS ARE NATURAL COMEDIANS, ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF PARENTHOOD IS GETTING TO WATCH OUR CHILD DEVELOP THEIR OWN SENSE OF HUMOR! 
★★★★★ 
As a single father myself, I don't often have the luxury of time to accompany my cute, adorable daughter. Seeing her smile every morning is probably the best thing in the world, it is the only priceless moment that I would die for. I have created this short-and-sweet book in order to help all the busy parents out there. When your hands are tied charming your boss or clients somewhere in this complicated world, you know that your precious child is laughing at the comfort of your cozy home, waiting for you to get back from your tiring day. 
As the old saying goes, a laughter a day can chuckle all your stress away! As the doctors once said (or so I thought), laughter certainly impacts your physiology by increasing oxygen flow and heart beat rate. Did you also know that laugh for 30 minutes a day burns 100 calories? That is just like a mild workout that saves you the efforts of going to a gym, which means you can still enjoy your banana ice cream all day simply by LAUGHING! 
★★★★★
Available since: 03/09/2019.

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