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The Sexy Umbrella of Doom

Miriam F. Martin

Publisher: Hermit Muse Publishing

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Summary

Rain marks the beginning of Charley Vaughn’s vacation. The kind of rain fit for an epic nap interrupted by coffee breaks. But no matter, Miami offers Charley endless fascination. 
Magical fascination, as it turns out. 
Talking dogs, alligators singing opera, and street magicians. And one sexy umbrella that purrs like like a kitten when opened. 
One look upwards into the transparent blue plastic, and Charley finds herself walking on the clouds with a strange and alluring man. Soon enough, they do a lot more than just walking. 
If you enjoy quirky and humorous erotic fantasy, be sure to read The Sexy Umbrella of Doom. 
Bonus short story included: Femme Phobia.
Available since: 01/28/2018.

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