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Captain Bartholomew Quasar: The Space-Time Displacement Conundrum - Quasar Chronicles #3 - cover

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Captain Bartholomew Quasar: The Space-Time Displacement Conundrum - Quasar Chronicles #3

Milo James Fowler

Publisher: Effervescent Press

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Summary

Captain Quasar is out of time. 
 
Pursued by vengeful Goobalob toll collectors, savage Arachnoid bounty hunters, and formidable Amazonians, Captain Bartholomew Quasar must do whatever he can to keep the crew of the Effervescent Magnitude out of harm's way. All in a day's work -- except time is not on his side. 
 
Torn from the present to relive his past, he vows to keep mistakes from occurring the second time around. But is he doomed to repeat history? Or can he erase his regrets? 
 
Villains will be vanquished. Lives will be lost. Bonds will be betrayed. Heroes will be heroic. 
 
Join the crew of the Effervescent Magnitude for a hilarious time-traveling space adventure the likes of which you've never seen!
Available since: 09/05/2015.

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