You have endless choices...but few real options.
Hungover and stuck at a job you hate, will you show up for your big presentation, or duck out with Debby, the HR rep with an FDR fetish? Play the weird lump on your back for office-wide sympathy, or dive into an internet spiral that can only end in “ten kinds of cancer”? Tell someone about the weird genital-fondling that’s happening at the crystal healer’s, or just accept that this is the best substitute you’ll find for love, today...or maybe ever?
From two comedy writers and former contributors to THE ONION comes a parody of a choose-your-own-adventure tale―the story of your soul-crushing existence. Having choices is great when you’re a kid, but in the adult world, the only options are endless varieties of misery. It’s okay, though. A life of adventure would require so many uncomfortable sleeping situations. Besides, you have dental. Keep reminding yourself about the dental.
“Hell, the only reason for going to work is to goof-off reading Jilly Gagnon's and Mike MacDonald's book, Choose Your Own Misery: The Office!”—E. Jean Carroll, former writer for SNL
“Choose Your Own Misery: The Office [is] the most addictive, clever, and honestly hilarious decision tree you've ever read.”—Zack Bornstein, segment director at Jimmy Kimmel Live
"Sorry, I've been spending every waking hour lost in your maddening madcap narrative labyrinth. I'll try to send a blurb for the book by the deadline!"—Jamie Brew, Associate Editor at Clickhole
"It’s time for you to choose your own miserable adventure, just like you do every day of your miserable life, but now in hilarious book form!”—Nate Dern, Head Writer for Funny or Die
"Oh, how I laughed at this droll little book. Then, slowly but irreversibly, it filled me up with dread."—Jesse Andrews, author of the NY Times Bestselling ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL
“Choose Your Own Misery: The Office is a bittersweet, brutal, and frequently hilarious twist on the childhood classics.”—NERDIST.COM
“[Choose Your Own Misery: The Office] is one of the few books I’ve made sure to bring with me to show others when going out... even though filled with miserable and sometimes darker choices, [it] is definitely one of the funniest books I’ve read lately.”—TECHAERIS
“In their rip-roaringly funny book, Choose Your Own Misery: The Office, the two Onion alums make a dark and decidedly adult play on beloved childhood "choose your own adventure" novels…[Choose Your Own Misery] may be the funniest book released this year.”—NEWSWEEK
This book is a parody. It was not authorized by Chooseco, the publisher of Choose Your Own Adventure. Choose Your Own Adventure is a registered trademark of Chooseco LLC.
A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle and packed with puns and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Includes quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, and famous punsters in history and on screen.
First published as Whatever Makes You Happy, the hilarious and moving novel about mothers and their adult sons will soon be a Netflix original movie starring Felicity Huffman, Angela Bassett and Patricia Arquette
Three sons. Three mums. One week.
Matt, Daniel and Paul were childhood friends. Now in their thirties, they've lost touch and have only one thing in common: their mothers. Little do they know that, having spent a cardless Mother's Day discussing how their emotionally dysfunctional offspring should be settling down, Carol, Gillian and Helen have decided to pay their wayward sons a visit. On the same day, they turn up on their sons' doorsteps, uninvited and unannounced. Their plan is to reestablish the mother-son bond by moving in for one week. Just a week. Surely that's not a lot to ask...
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material.For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal.• Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers• Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me"• Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a punThey make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke.The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers• Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. They're even about to have their first child. Yes, Charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Charlie Asher, it seems, has been recruited for a new position: as Death.
It's a dirty job. But, hey! Somebody's gotta do it.
Aaron: The name used to describe an ‘A’ student that loves to runArabella: An Arab girl that loves wearing an umbrella dressWelcome to this new JOKE BOOK for Kids with illustrations…100+ Silly Jokes Book for Kids Today! The Dictionary of Names Joke Book for Kids and Fun Lovers Too! Volume 2.0
Without doubt, this book is ideal for children’s relaxation and adults too. Yes, the unique thing about this joke book is that it provides fun around common names and events that anyone can easily relate to.
Why not, with over a 100 (hundred) jokes, you are guaranteed many hours of humor (laughter) and fun. You can be sure; you’ve never seen these lines of jokes before. It is simply out of this world.
Besides, these collections of dictionary of names jokes, you will enjoy Question and answer jokes as a bumper bonus to spice up you day. This book promises to be a great gift idea to family and friends.
What’s more… it is just perfect for early readers, while having fun.
Now, go ahead and get your copy and have fun with happy laughing all the way!
MAIZIE'S GOT ONE MOTHER OF A CASE.
Maizie's mixing with international stars, spies, and her mother's dark past in her sixth case in the Wall Street Journal bestselling series.
"Hollywood glitz meets backwoods grit in this fast-paced ride on D-list celeb Maizie Albright's waning star. Sassy, Sexy, and Fun." — Phoebe Fox, author of the Breakup Doctor series.
#WannabeSpying While ex-celebrity Maizie Albright's dreams of becoming a for-real private investigator have not exactly been dashed, they have been slightly thwarted. Her ex-manager and still-mother, Vicki Albright, has taken the helm of Nash Security Services while rebuilding her entertainment management company. Sometimes with the same clients. Like Chinese action star, Lili Liang, who's making the film Unlucky 18 in Georgia.
Thus far, Lili's living up to her movie title. Her kung fu coach is missing. Her boyfriend's disappeared. And her director, who gambled on her with the part, might be gambling with her life.
Maizie's luck is also running out. Maizie and Nash find themselves struggling to balance a new partnership and new relationship between missing persons' cases, wild goose chases, and tracking a bullet into dangerous places. Sometimes it's enough to make a girl NOT want to put a ring on it. When it comes to facing an 18-caliber killer, what will Maizie put up as the target? Her heart or her life?
Grab the sixth book in The Wall Street Journal bestselling series and learn why Maizie Albright's cases are "raucous and addictive reads" full of "twists, turns, romantic tension, humor and fast quips!"
"A fabulous story. I loved the craziness of Maizie and her family." -- A Chick Who Reads
"The characters are fantastic, hilarious and well developed. There is a great mystery, riddled with secrets, drama and deceit. A little romance added in and this is the perfect book. I highly recommend the other books in the series as well." -- Miss W Book Reviews
"18 Caliber was my first Maizie Albright Star Detective Mystery--I'm hoping it won't be my last. This was a fun read--a fast-paced caper that kept me entertained until the end." -- Terry Ambrose, author of the Seaside Cove Mysteries
"Maizie is one hoot of a character. Makes for a fun read as the worlds collide with lots of drama." -- Books a Plenty Book Reviews
"The perfect combination of mystery, romance, and laughs! If you like your mysteries with humor and romance, with quirky characters, you can't go wrong with anything that Larissa Reinhart writes!!!! She is an incredibly gifted storyteller!" -- Devilishly Delicious Book Reviews
"The pace of the story is quick and the characters interesting. If you've enjoyed the earlier books in this series, you will find this one entertaining, especially the ending resolution." -- author Christa Nardi, Christa Reads and Writes
"I really loved reading about Maizie and her misadventures because I think I would be a PI like she would be. 5 Stars!" —TBR Book Reviews
Books in the Maizie Albright Star Detective series:
A VIEW TO A CHILL
17.5 CARTRIDGES IN A PEAR TREE
Other Series by Larissa Reinhart:
A Cherry Tucker Mystery
Finley Goodhart Crime Capers
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