From The Onion alum writers Mike MacDonald and Jilly Gagnon comes a hilarious choose-your-own-path story to that will save you hours of suffering on Tinder.
The only thing worse than getting back on the dating horse? The brutal loneliness of perpetual singledom.
That's why you're putting in the effort to find your soulmate…or at least someone to warm your bed for a night. Playing as one of two characters, you get to choose just how bad your dating life gets. Will you head to a high school party or hitch your wagon to a Steve Urkel impersonator? Dabble in the painfully shallow depths of sexualizing your arm wound, or up the intensity of your first date by entering an underground fight club? Try to relive the romance of Harold and Maude, but with more roofies and an ominous burial plot in Maude's backyard?
From the writers who brought you the hilarious parodies Choose Your Own Misery: The Office and Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays comes the oldest form of misery in the book: the self-prostitution that is dating.
"Oh, how I laughed at this droll little book. Then, slowly but irreversibly, it filled me up with dread." —Jesse Andrews, New York Times bestselling author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. They're even about to have their first child. Yes, Charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Charlie Asher, it seems, has been recruited for a new position: as Death.
It's a dirty job. But, hey! Somebody's gotta do it.
A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle and packed with puns and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Includes quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, and famous punsters in history and on screen.
This book explores the fascinating discourse on Jewish wit in the twentieth century when the Jewish joke became the subject of serious humanistic inquiry and inserted itself into the cultural and political debates among Germans and Jews against the ideologically-charged backdrop of anti-Semitism, the Jewish question, and the Holocaust.
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material.For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal.• Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers• Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me"• Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a punThey make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke.The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers• Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
The Locked Room Mystery and The Woman Without A Past
Paige and Sophie have a new client—a famous author with a secret identity—with an intriguing mystery for them to solve. They're thrilled to get stuck into an exciting new case, but when old adversaries reappear, things get complicated.
Meanwhile, Leo has come across a woman with no memory and an unsettling predicament. His first instinct is to bring the case to S & S Investigations, but instead he ends up working with an unexpected newcomer. Together they uncover a shocking chain of events.
And when one of the S & S team is put in real danger, they are faced with a test of more than just their investigative skills.
If you like vivid and entertaining characters, mysteries, humour and psychology, these are the books for you!
Nancy Drew meets The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency.
Visit New Zealand and join Paige and Sophie on their crime-fighting adventures, today.
Stolen Things is the fourth in the S & S Investigation series. Each book has stand alone cases, but for maximum enjoyment, start with Squirrel & Swan Precious Things.
RING IN ANOTHER YEAR WITH THE "FRESH, FUNNY, AND FIESTY STAR DETECTIVE"
Raiders of the Lost Ark meets The Maltese Falcon in this Maizie Albright Star Detective New Year's Eve action & adventure-styled humorous crime caper from Wall Street Journal bestselling author Larissa Reinhart.
"The mystery and detective cases drive the story, but Larissa Reinhart's characters steal the show every time." — The Girl with Book Lungs
This New Year's Eve, Maizie Albright's happy to leave aside her Hollywood alde lang syne for the sake of a new life with family and friends in Black Pine, Georgia. There are so many reasons to celebrate.
A new home with her father's family
Her new career as an assistant private investigator to hunky Wyatt Nash.
A new love life with hunky Wyatt Nash…
However, a new career and home mean responsibilities. Like getting called in on a case on New Year's Eve day. And babysitting Remi, her half-sister (and possibly half-Tasmanian devil) while her dad's out of town. What's a private investigator in training to do?
Make New Year's Eve day "take your sister to work day."
But when a woman arrives at Nash Security Solutions, asking about an old movie prop Maizie had given to her father, her New Year's Eve gets crazier than Times Square at midnight. Before champagne toasts and the Big Peach drops, Maizie has twelve hours to reprise her most detested role to protect her family from old acquaintances best forgot and never brought to mind. Will these ruthless villains pop Maizie's cork before the clock strikes twelve? Or worse yet, drop the ball on her sister?
For a fun and wacky holiday adventure, catch up with Maizie and Nash and download 17.5 Cartridges today!
Maizie Albright Star Detective Series
• 15 MINUTES
• 16 MILLIMETERS
• A VIEW TO A CHILL
• 17.5 CARTRIDGES IN A PEAR TREE
• 18 CALIBER (2020)
Other series by Larissa Reinhart:
A Cherry Tucker Mystery series
Finley Goodhart Crime Capers
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