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Jeez Dad! 101 Dad Jokes So Cringe You Won’t Make it Past The First Page! - Dad Jokes! - cover

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Jeez Dad! 101 Dad Jokes So Cringe You Won’t Make it Past The First Page! - Dad Jokes!

Matthew Fraser

Publisher: Matthew Fraser

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*The Perfect Gift for Your Dad This Holiday Season! (WARNING: He Could Use These Jokes to Embarrass You!) 
We all secretly love them cheesy, cringey (and always terribly timed) Dad jokes, no matter how terrible each joke is! 
After all, he's your Dad and you only get one Dad. So, why not help your Dad add to his own collection of jokes with these beyond cringey, yet hilarious, Jokes! 
Not only does it make a perfect gift for your Dad, but you could even use them to beat your Dad at his own game of telling jokes so terrible they're actually hilarious! 
No matter how you use the Jokes, whether they come from you or your Dad, they're bound to leave you and your Dad (and the unfortunate listeners) in absolute hysterics! 
So, if you want to give your dad more choice when he decides to tell his next cringe Dad joke then scroll up and click "Add to Cart."
Available since: 11/01/2019.

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