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Don't Wipe Your Boogers on the Wall - cover

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Don't Wipe Your Boogers on the Wall

Marilyn Bricklin Lebovitz

Publisher: Storylady Collections

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Summary

Is there any child that is born knowing that tissues are the only means for wiping a nose? Not really. What chid hasn't used many different methods to remove whatever is stuffing up their little noses as their caregivers and teachers watch with laughter and use that as a learning moment. Don't Wipe Your Boogers on the Wall is a funny take on those ways and a warning to the little ones being read to that wiping them on the wall is definitely not an option!  
All profits from these books go to charities that benefit children.
Available since: 02/25/2019.

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