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Uncle Bob's Joke Book

M. J. Stoppi

Publisher: Rowanvale Books Ltd

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Summary

Many joke books have been published in the past, the majority of which comprise of typical specimens of crude bar humour or the ramblings of inebriated sports fans. While such collections are amusing in their own right, not all contain material that one can repeat to one’s elderly relatives. This collection of jokes and humorous stories that may be communicated with ease and safety to everybody, even those of a delicate disposition, and is perfect for a bit of light-hearted after-dinner entertainment. Why not grab your friends and family, prepare your funny bones and delve into this delightful collection.
Available since: 07/31/2016.

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