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Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - cover

Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Louise Rennison

Publisher: HarperTeen

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Angus:My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. 
Thongs:Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. 
Full-Frontal Snogging:Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. 
Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!

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