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Christmas Wishes - A Holiday Short

Lita Locke

Publisher: Lita Locke

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Summary

CHRISTMAS WISHES - A Comedy Holiday Short 
 
All Alex wanted was a quiet night in. 
Hot cocoa, marshmallow, was that such a sin? 
When out in the garden, there arose such a noise. 
Santa?  Reindeer?  A sleigh full of toys? 
Her help is required, to steal all the presents. 
The adventure before her, really unpleasant. 
Though there's one silver lining, at the end of this feat. 
The gift of a lifetime, a treat that's quite sweet!

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