Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog - The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
Publisher: Macmillan Audio
A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times best-selling author of Look Again.At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007, and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.In this collection, you'll laugh about:Being caught braless in the emergency roomBetty and Veronica's Life Lessons for GirlsA man's most important body partInterrupting as an art formA religion men and women can worshipReal estate ads as pornSpanx are public enemy number oneAnd so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!A Macmillan Audio production.