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The Funniest Joke Book Ever

Lisa Regan

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

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Summary

Q: What time should you go to the dentist?A: Tooth hurty! This fully illustrated joke book is packed with wicked wisecracks, knee-slapping new jokes, and timeless rib-ticklers. The brilliantly anarchic illustrations take the humour to a whole new level. It's a barrel of laughs for children aged 8+.
Available since: 10/18/2019.

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