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Serial Fiction Sideshow - In a Galaxy Far Far AwRy #1

Liam Gibbs

Publisher: Liam Gibbs

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Summary

Nothing's more dangerous than a megalomaniacal halfwit. 
Pvt. Master Asinine has had enough of being kicked around the military, tired of being spat on, sick of . being trodden on and belittled. Vowing revenge on those who pushed him around, he defects and sells military secrets to the highest bidder. 
Why? To form his own criminal organization! Duh. 
On his climb to the top, he unites the seven largest crime syndicates into an empire he calls The Bad Guys. Witty and not at all generic, he'd like you to know. When plans for a planet-smashing superweapon fall into his lap, he decides to conquer the galaxy. And if the galaxy doesn't like it … he'll destroy it instead. Cue maniacal laugh. 
Enter Legion, our hero and Asinine's only friend in the universe. Recruited to stop Asinine, Legion unites a ragtag group of superpowered "hyperpeople"—because hastily formed groups are always ragtag—as the galaxy's last defense. Now Legion is faced with stopping Asinine, Asinine's planet-smasher, and that weird feeling in the back of his throat that may or may not be a lingering cold. 
Serial Fiction Sideshow is the opening book of the crazy new comedy series In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy, boasting an ensemble cast of idiots, those forced to put up with them, and the destruction Asinine wreaks if they don't stop him before his plan hits pay dirt.

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