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51 Shades of Maggie Glesga Style - A Glasgow Parody of 50 Shades of Grey - cover

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51 Shades of Maggie Glesga Style - A Glasgow Parody of 50 Shades of Grey

Leesa Harker

Publisher: Blackstaff Press

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Summary

Leesa Harker’s fabulous Glasgow-based parody of 50 Shades tells of the adventures of Buckfast-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr Big at the Labour. Tall, dark and shaggable he may be, but his interests are far from conventional, and when he introduces Maggie to the Red Room of Pain she realises that she may have bitten off more than she can chew.
 

 
 
If you’re looking for books like 50 Shades of Grey, but want something funnier, filthier and set in the heart of Glasgow, this is the perfect book for you. The inspiration for the sell-out play, starring Leah MacRae from Gary Tank Commander.
Available since: 05/10/2013.

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