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Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Harry Potter Fans - cover

Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Harry Potter Fans

Kristina Hawkins

Publisher: Lulu.com

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Summary

Here come 33 new Hilarious Harry potter jokes with awesome illustrations to make you drop coffee on your keyboard, fall down from chair and literally roll on the floor. You may also feel like running up & down the streets.
Here is the list of  "Harry Potter Laugh Out Loud" Jokes:
Why did Harry Potter wash his cloth after killing Voldemort?
Why is Voldemort jealous of Harry Potter?
What did Voldemort do after reading this "Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Harry Potter Fans" book?
Why did Harry Potter turn down a job offer?
Why did Harry Potter drink eight glass of milk every day?
How can you tell which Harry Potter movie are you watching?
Why did Harry Potter Jump up and down after drinking his juice?
What was the favourite Pet of Harry Potter?
On a scale of 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
How many muggles does it take to screw a light bulb?
How many Hufflepuff does it take to screw a light bulb?

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