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Four Takeaways and a Funeral - Bellydancing and Beyond - cover

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Four Takeaways and a Funeral - Bellydancing and Beyond

Kerrie Noor

Publisher: Kerrie Noor

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Summary

Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can't agree on anything. Will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake? 
Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. 
Mavis's sister arrives to "sort things out". She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister's head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies. 
With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy's relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti. 
Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges? 
Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. 
Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today and watch Mavis shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for. 
  
'A fun and captivating comedy." ★★★★★ 
"Great British rom-com." ★★★★★ 
"An adorable comedy about sibling rivalry and Indian food." ★★★★★
Available since: 06/20/2018.

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