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101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes Laugh Out Loud With These Funny and Silly Jokes For Adults So Bad Even Blondes Will Crack Up! - cover

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101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes Laugh Out Loud With These Funny and Silly Jokes For Adults So Bad Even Blondes Will Crack Up!

Johnny Riddle

Publisher: Johnny Riddle

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Summary

The Perfect Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Blondes! 
 
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write "flip" on both sides of a sheet of paper! 
 
Here's another one: A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please," she said, "I could never eat twelve!" 
 
Everyone loves to laugh. Plus, laughing is healthy too! 
 
That is why '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' is the perfect gift book. To treat yourself, or surprise a loved one. This collection of Dumb Blonde Jokes will have you (and your friends) rolling on the floor with laughter! 
 
In this book, you will find: 
- 100+ Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes  
- 30+ Funny Illustrations 
Are you ready for the funniest dumb blondes jokes you have ever come across? 
Then take action now: Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.
Available since: 10/29/2019.

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