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Slay and Rescue - cover

Slay and Rescue

John Moore

Publisher: JABberwocky Literary Agency

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Summary

In this comic take on fairy tales, a young prince tires of rescuing maidens and hopes to tackle a new challenge: losing his virginity. 
 
There’s always trouble in Illyria: dragons to slay, villains to fight, and one beautiful princess after another demanding to be rescued from a fate worse than death. It’s a full-time job for Charming, noble prince and professional hero. In fact, young Charming thinks he’s just about ready for a leave of absence. 
 
But you’re always on call in the Slay and Rescue business, and soon Charming is working overtime when he becomes embroiled in a plot involving an evil sorceress, an enchanted castle, one angry dragon, and no less than three beauteous damsels in distress, each with her own plans for our hero, and none of them to be trusted long enough to shake a sword at . . .
Available since: 08/25/2019.
Print length: 210 pages.

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