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The Uncensored Bible - The Bawdy and Naughty Bits of the Good Book

Joel Kilpatrick, John Kaltner, Steven McKenzie

Publisher: HarperCollins e-books

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Summary

Strange but True Bible Facts 
Did you know:that King David swore like a sailor?that the Book of Ecclesiastes encourages drinking, especially beer?that mandrakes were the biblical equivalent of Viagra®?that the law of Moses prescribes bikini waxing?that Joseph's "coat of many colors" might have actually been a dress?that Eve might have been created, not from Adam's rib, but from something a little lower down? 
Discover all this, and more, in The Uncensored Bible.
Available since: 10/06/2010.

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