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Kangaroo Jokes (Wallaby Jokes) - cover

Kangaroo Jokes (Wallaby Jokes)

Joe King

Publisher: Jeo King

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Summary

SMILE is all you need.”
Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.
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• Animal Jokes • Ant Jokes • Antelope Jokes • Ape Jokes • Baboon Jokes • Badger Jokes • Bat Jokes • Bear Jokes • Bee Jokes • Bird Jokes • Buffalo Jokes • Bug Jokes • Bunny Jokes • Camel Jokes • Caterpillar Jokes • Cat Jokes • Centipede Jokes • Cheetah Jokes • Chicken Jokes • Chimp Jokes • Chipmunk Jokes • Cork In Pig Jokes • Cougar Jokes • Cow Jokes • Cris Cross Jokes • • Deer Jokes • Dinosaur Jokes • Dog Jokes • Donkey Jokes • Duck Jokes • Eagle Jokes • Elephant Jokes • Ferret Jokes • Fish Jokes • Flea Jokes • Flies Jokes • Fox Jokes • Frog Jokes • Giraffe Jokes • Goat Jokes • Guinea Pig Jokes • Hamster Jokes • Hedgehog Joke • Hippopotamus Jokes • Horse Jokes • Hunting Dog Joke • Kangaroo Jokes • Koala Jokes • Lamb Jokes • Lemur Jokes • Lion Jokes • Lizard Jokes (Iguana, Gecko) • Llama Jokes • Meerkat Jokes • Mole Jokes • Monkey Jokes • Moose Jokes • 
 
Available since: 04/21/2018.

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