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Hamster Jokes - cover

Hamster Jokes

Joe King

Publisher: Jeo King

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Summary

SMILE is all you need.”
Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.
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Available since: 04/21/2018.

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