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Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Garfield lets the fur fly in this outrageous collection of witty, wacky top ten lists. Ideal for collectors, gift-givers, and people with really short attention spans!
⚠ **SPECIAL PRICE** If you're seeking amazing and fascinating facts to learn and share, look no further., you came to the right place! All the AMAZING & FASCINATING FACTS ARE CATEGORIZED in 14 DISTINCT CHAPTERS! Did you know?Alexa is always listening in on what you're saying. To improve the overall experience, Alexa saves all of your conversation history in the cloud. IT IS CREEPY.Black cats are considered auspicious in the United Kingdom and Japan.Every month, around 6,000 new computer viruses are generated and distributed. 90 percent of emails are infected with malware!Germans once used their money as wallpapers and playthings. (FIND OUT)If you were at NASA, you would have an internet speed of about 91 GB per second. A thousand times faster than what we all usually have.McDonald's used to sell bubblegum-flavored broccoli.Money isn’t paper. Even though it is called paper money, it actually isn’t. That thing is cotton and linen.Our eyelashes have a life cycle; they can last for about two to eight weeks.Samsung uses a butt-shaped robot to assess handset longevity.The CIA has its own Starbucks, but the baristas do not write names on the cups.The two body parts that grow till the end of your life are the nose and ears.The word “robot” has quite a dark meaning. If you look into the etymology of the word "robot," you'll find that it derives from the Czech word….(FIND OUT)Our Lungs aren’t the same size!Every kind of tea you have ever had comes from a single plant. Be it, black tea, green tea, yellow tea, oolong, or even white tea. Scroll up, Click on “Buy Now with 1-Click”, and Grab a Copy TODAY!Show book
Bounty hunter Stephanie Plum and Trenton vice cop Joe Morelli join forces to find the madman killer who shot and barbecued the youngest son of international black-market arms dealer Alexander Ramos. Carlos Manoso, street name Ranger, is caught on video just minutes before the crime occurs. He's at the scene, he's with the victim, and he's the number-one suspect. Ranger is former special forces turned soldier of fortune. He has a blue-chip stock portfolio and no known address. He moves in mysterious circles. He's Stephanie's mentor--the man who taught her everything she knows about fugitive apprehension. And he's more than her friend. Now he's the hunted and Stephanie's the hunter, and it's time for her to test her skills against the master. But if she does catch him...what then? Can she bring herself to turn him in? Plus there are other things keeping Stephanie awake at night. Her maternal grandmother has set up housekeeping in Stephanie's apartment, a homicidal maniac has selected Stephanie as his next victim, her love life is in the toilet, she's adopted a dog with an eating disorder, and she can't button the top snap on her Levi's. Experience the world of Plum--in Janet Evanovich's new thriller. It's surreal, it's frenetic, it's incendiary. Hot Six. It's the best yet.Show book
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Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome's greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity's funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him "the stand-up Consul." How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero's essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience.As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn't always clear. Cross it and you'll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero's On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian's On the Orator's Education, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that listeners can use to write their own jokes.Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.Show book
Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring? None of the above! Every manager learns from the same source: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers how to transform themselves from bitter and bewildered "little people" into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies. In this indispensable guide, Dogbert reveals the many vital skills needed by managers in their daily lives, including: The power of verbal instructions-sound like a boss while maintaining complete deniability! Empty promises of promotion-enjoy all the motivational benefits with none of the costs! Pretending to care-learn to hear without listening! Company newsletter-communicate without the risk of conveying information! Competition-experience the joy of setting your people against one another! Decision making-be a leader without making any decisions! Incentives-inspire employees by giving them worthless knick-knacks! Remember: Leadership isn't something you're born with. It's something you learn by listening to Dogbert tapes. A world-class consultant and bestselling author, Dogbert has spent much of his life giving advice to gullible people with disposable incomes. His brain has many more crevices than yours, so you'd better do what he says.Show book
Bud talks about Lou getting married. Bud thinks Lou should get married....but to whom?Show book
