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Football's Funniest Jokes

Jim Chumley

Publisher: Summersdale

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Summary

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?
 
He sent on his subs.
 
Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players’ hairstyles. 'Football’s Funniest Jokes' is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you’re still feeling sore about that goal that was NEVER off-side.
Available since: 04/01/2009.

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