Limericks my favorite form of verse. Every day I try to create at least one new limerick and write it down in my journal. I have decided to collect them and share them with the world.
This book contains around 100 funny, non-rude limerick peoms, suitable for children as well as adults.
This is the first book in the series and I hope you enjoy it!
Top tips and handy hints from Prince Harry to every second sibling
around the world. An open letter to Princess Charlotte, this book will have you in stitches as the Prince uses
his past 30 years of experience to give the new Royal Baby a
head’s up on how to be the ideal Spare Heir.
Welcome to more than 4,000 humorous one liners (not riddles) including categories on, Business, Money, Professions, Politics, Health, Sex and Marriage, Religion, Travel, Computing, Laws of the Universe, Golfing truisms, Proverbs, Public Speaking and a Potpourri. Clever humour can make you laugh for seconds and think for minutes.
Impress your boss, surprise your friends and engage audiences with these universal, and some not so universal, truths. After all laughter makes the world go around.
A useful handbook for everyone engaged in public speaking and those who appreciate good humour and simply want a break from the routine.
As an Australian Toastmasters speaking champion and a management consultant with decades of experience the author knows what works. With an ear for subtleties, quirks and the outrageous the content has been carefully crafted to bring a smile or prompt a thought.
Easy Find: For quick referencing, each page has a header defining the category of the one liners on that page.
McSweeney's columnist Kent Woodyard brings new life to the mnemonic memory devices of a bygone era, from creative reinterpretations of classic mnemonics to original creations of dubious usage. Paired with whimsical illustrations, this book is the perfect gift for the word wizards of the world, as well as collectors of useless pop-culture trivia.
Kent Woodyard has been a columnist for McSweeney's Internet Tendency since 2009. He has also written for Relevant Magazine, The Big Jewel, and Yankee Pot Roast. Originally from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Kent now lives in Southern California. This is his first book.
"The Fates see all and hear all. The king will perform a great act of generosity before the sun sets this day."
The king is horrified to hear this, and immediately throws six silver coins out into the crowd to get the prophecy over with before something worse happens.
Naturally, Henina catches one.
And, naturally, pandemonium ensues.
Written by two best friends, the book is a product of real girl talk between BFFs about the truths of pregnancy, as seen from a mom who went through it and her best friend who observed from the sidelines. It conveys a sense of female camaraderie over an exclusively female topic and reclaims it above the myriad of how-to, self-help maternity guides out there. This book is for moms and non-moms—all women—in the vein of The Girlfriends’ Guide to Pregnancy (2007, half a million copies sold).
In line with strong media messages about body positivity and women’s rights, this book champions the pregnant woman—and how it’s okay to show (and laugh at) the dirtier, but just as real, side of pregnancy. The ideal book for the mom-to-be who wants a light-hearted, empathetic beachside read away from her stresses
A great baby shower gift from one woman to another, with possible book club potential, especially for gatherings of new moms or moms-to-be
Ever lose the head when the country grinds to a halt after two centimetres of snow?
Do the parish-pump politicians, perennially pathetic health services and practically useless road signs drive you to drink?
Are all these and a million other maddening quirks of Irish society sapping your will to live?
In the Name of Jaysus is a hilarious rant about all things exasperating, irritating and downright infuriating in Ireland today. If you’re Irish – or if you just live here and have to endure our traditional manner of doing things arseways – then, in the name of Jaysus, this is the book for you!
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