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Dance Like Everybody's Watching! - A Zits Treasury - cover

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Dance Like Everybody's Watching! - A Zits Treasury

Jerry Scott, Jim Borgman

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

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Summary

Sixteen-year-old Jeremy Duncan is a high school freshman and an aspiring musician. He daydreams about the day when his band, Goat Cheese Pizza, records their first monster hit single, and they all pile into his van for their cross-country, sold-out concert tour. Between naps, study hall and band practice, Jeremy still manages to find time to be the star of the hugely popular comic strip, Zits.
Available since: 10/16/2018.

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