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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe - and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie - cover

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe - and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie

Jeremy Greenberg

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC

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Summary

Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.
Available since: 10/11/2011.
Print length: 64 pages.

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