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I Don't Like Onions

Jeffery Stone

Publisher: Lively Creations

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Summary

A humorous look at the tiny mundane concessions pressed upon us. The small things we never think about out loud are not really worth going into battle over. We know that life can be pushy, so we just humbly shrug it off. 
But now comes the time for out loud thinking. Time to let the world know...
Available since: 05/24/2020.

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