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Quotes and Thoughts

Jean Koning

Publisher: Lulu.com

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Summary

a collection of thoughts and quotes by Jean Koning... Enter his world of absurdity and satire and enjoy the way he lives his weird life...

"Eating fresh baked organic carrot-cake... Oh, my God...
I might move into it... Or marry it... Or [censored]..."
Available since: 05/21/2014.

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