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Cheer Up Jay Ritchie

Jay Ritchie

Publisher: Coach House Books

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Summary

Ritchie discovers and obstructs truths, like the difficulty of being at the bar and being a lilac bush simultaneously.
I bought tear-resistant pants

just in case



I'm not



a good guy underneath it all,

being honest in discreet doses

to underpaid retail employees.



With an alternating sense of wonder and detachment, Jay Ritchie's first full-length collection of poetry grapples with death, disappointment, love, emails - the large and small subjects of daily life. His unflagging sense of humour and aphoristic delivery create a work that is personable yet elevated, witty, and honest.
Available since: 09/18/2017.
Print length: 88 pages.

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