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There's No I in Office - 4293 Meaningless Phrases to Keep Your Coworkers Smiling While Avoiding Actual Conversation - cover

There's No I in Office - 4293 Meaningless Phrases to Keep Your Coworkers Smiling While Avoiding Actual Conversation

Jacob Lentz, Paul Koehorst

Publisher: Ulysses Press

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Taps into the market that has made "Office Space" a cult classic and cultural phenomenonStrong comps on business bullshit speakingOver 4000 funny phrases divided by workplace situation including "passing in the hall" or "at the coffee machine" and 100s more.Authors are both late night TV comedy writers

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