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The Unicorn Poop Joke Book - cover

The Unicorn Poop Joke Book

Jack B. Quick

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

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Summary

What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.

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