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Wait What?! - Life Advice From a Ghetto Genius - cover

Wait What?! - Life Advice From a Ghetto Genius

J-Wunder

Publisher: Diversion Books

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“A must-read book. His shocking tales and genius revelations reveal the absurdity of life and love and sex.”—Elizabeth Jayne Liu, Head Homette, Flourish in Progress J-Wunder has shocked, entertained, and advised millions of visitors on his blog, Ghetto Genius, since 2010. Wait . . . What?! collects the best and the most ridiculous stories, best-of lists, and advice columns, with never-before-seen insights into the wild life of J-Wunder and his partners in crime, Anonymous and The Ringer. Highlights include: The epic saga of hooking up with Cat Woman—the craziest cat lady on Match.ComThe Hate List of Facebook (parts 1, 2, and 3): Everything we hate about the largest social networkThe Daily Grind: advice and stories to encourage you to work hard and play even harderStraight talking relationship advice, from the only guy willing to tell it like it is   Blogging taught J-Wunder not to take life too seriously, and sharing his misfortunes not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems. Like a train wreck you can’t look away from, Wait . . . What?!: Life Advice From a Ghetto Genius is filled with stories that are too hilarious and horrifying to be anything but true.
Available since: 01/07/2014.
Print length: 144 pages.

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