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You Can't Kill the Multiverse

Ira Nayman

Publisher: Elsewhen Press

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Summary

It's just another day in the Transdimensional Authority, with teams of investigators doing what they do best (well, after breakdancing) - investigating.  Bob Blunt is en route through a Dimensional Portal to Earth prime 4-7-5-0-0-7 dash iota to investigate cars exhibiting most uncarlike behaviours - ribbit! (Breaking all of the Transdimensional Authority rules...number 127, he is without his partner, 'Breakfront' Balboa, who is on leave after an unfortunate incident with the Vulvar Ambassador to Earth Prime and a staple gun).  Beau Beaumont and Biff Buckley have already arrived on Earth Prime 5-9-2-7-7-1 dash theta to find themselves surrounded by machines whose only intention is to serve human masters - even if it kills them! Recently recruited TA investigator Noomi Rapier, with her partner 'Crash' Chumley, is on Earth Prime 6-4-7-5-0-6 dash theta where all matter at all levels of organisation (from sub-atomic particles to the universe itself) has become conscious.  Meanwhile Barack Bowens and Blabber Begbie, taking the Dimensional DeLorean to Earth prime 4-6-3-0-2-9 dash omicron, face multiple apocalypses (already in progress), and Bertrand Blailock and Bao Bai-Leung are having trouble travelling to their intended destination: the home of the digital gods. At first, they all appear to be looking for unauthorised and probably counterfeit Home Universe Generators, but could what's really happening be more sinister?   (Yes. Yes, it could. We wouldn't want to leave you in suspense...)
Available since: 01/10/2014.

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