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The Curse Before Christmas - Getting Naughty with Santa - cover

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The Curse Before Christmas - Getting Naughty with Santa

Iliada Troy

Publisher: Silkbound

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Summary

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;The cookies and milk were laid out with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
 
The girls were hiding and lying in wait,They shivered and wondered if Santa would take the bait;They’d run over his reindeer and now they were screwedAnd they were willing to do anything no matter how lewd.
 
Then silently Santa appeared in a thrice,And agreed to break their curse for a price.Anna feared to do it, for she was a virgin,But Nicole was actually asking for a f*ckin’.Jenni wasn’t sure if she was into it, at first,but soon she was happy to slake Santa’s thirst.
 
The stories contained in this book are for mature readers only, as they contain adult situations.
Available since: 07/04/2018.

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