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52 Things to Do While You Poo - The Turd Edition - cover

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52 Things to Do While You Poo - The Turd Edition

Hugh Jassburn

Publisher: Summersdale

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Turds tell us a lot about who we are (not just what we’ve eaten). And these steaming symbols of our common humanity deserve to be celebrated, especially in the moment of their creation. Renowned poo-fessor of scatology Hugh Jassburn has therefore compiled this fresh collection of polished puzzles and fascinating trivia. Discover what merde is made of, or where there’s a museum dedicated to dumps. Solve stool-themed word searches and mind-boggling sudokus. Embrace the absurd and pay tribute to the turd.
Available since: 05/14/2020.

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