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Return of the Concubine - Futa Princess Rimi

Heather Keys

Publisher: Heather Keyes

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Return of the Concubine 
Princess Rimi lives in a magical world as the Futa Princess destined to one day rule the kingdom.  
The land is filled with tentacle monsters, farmers, archers, cottages, and concubines.  Yes,  concubines.  
For mature readers 18+ due to the explicit relationships and magical Futa settings. 
Follow Rimi as she completes quests with the ultimate goal of saving her life. 
Available since: 08/01/2017.

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