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The Dysfunctional Honeymoon - The Dysfunctional Chronicles #3 - cover

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The Dysfunctional Honeymoon - The Dysfunctional Chronicles #3

Hadena James

Publisher: Hadena James

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Summary

The Russian Mob didn’t firebomb the church. A freak tornado didn’t wreak havoc on the reception. Nadine Daniels managed to get married without incident. However, she soon discovers that it was only because Fate was plotting to ruin the honeymoon. 
 
Now, she and Zeke, her new husband, are on the run because his past has come back to haunt them both. As they sneak through the jungles of Belize, Nadine has to be worried about big cats, venomous snakes and a drug lord bent on revenge. Can they escape their honeymoon with their lives?
Available since: 05/07/2015.

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