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How to Fix Everything in America Forever - The Plan to Keep America Awesome

Frank J. Fleming

Publisher: Broadside e-books

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Summary

The United States of America is the greatest country on earth. That's not good enough. Frank J. Fleming, author of the satire Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything and a leading authority on America's awesomeness, strikes back against the doom and gloom about America's future with a plan to ensure the United States's greatness for years to come. Fleming's solution aren't the usual small-minded ideas you hear from politicians and pundits, but the bold, unique ideas that the greatest country on earth deserves—ideas that will solve all of America's problems, forever! Fleming offers simple, common sense ideas to make sure our best years are ahead of us, such as:Simplify Supreme Court casesOutlaw whiningConsolidate and reduce the number of countries worldwideConquer and dominate the environmentEnd border disputes by making sure no other country touches usLaunch a nuclear strike against the moon for world peace 
These aren't solutions you'll find anywhere else. They're the outside the box thinking that America needs. Fleming hopes to make the United States so much more than a shining city on a hill: With How to Fix Everything in America Forever, Fleming helps us see the path towards making the US a blazing inferno on a mountaintop that will fill the world with fear and awe for generations to come.

Available since: 09/04/2013.

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