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Vague Book

Erin Lee, Sara Schoen, Rita Delude, Jim Ody, LJC Fynn, Lorah Jaiyn

Publisher: Crazy Ink

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Summary

"I can't." 
"It's just too much." 
"Over it." 
We've all seen the vague posts. We've all sat, wondering exactly how we should be responding to the oh-so-distressed regular vague book posters who use social media as personal diaries aimed at making sure inquiring minds want to know. 
But what is behind the posts? 
"I can't." (Finish clipping my toe nails). 
"It's just too much." (Food to eat). 
"Over it." (The moon). 
A group of sassy authors will set out on a quest to collect vague book posts and unravel the mystery of all that 'please-ask' drama… 
Vague Book, A Crazy Ink Anthology, will leave you fugly laughing, horrified, begging for more, and most certainly, never able to look at a vague post the same way again…
Available since: 12/14/2018.

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