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Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch - Elias Zapple Rhymes #1 - cover

Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch - Elias Zapple Rhymes #1

Elias Zapple

Publisher: Heads or Tales Press

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Summary

American-English Edition  
 
Inside this book you will find,  
Funny nonsense from my mind.  
Zany rhymes and slimy tales,  
Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.  
And a clever slug that shocks,  
Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.  
Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,  
What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?  
Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),  
There's even some that do not rhyme!  
Read the book, there's so much more,  
Or my slugs and I will go to war!  
 

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