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Chewy Gooey Fruit Things

David Sloma

Publisher: Web of Life Solutions

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A candy laced with radioactive waste becomes a best-seller, making many sick and earning its makers a fortune. Visiting aliens find it makes a great fuel, but will they help the humans out of their mess? 
An original, feature length screenplay.

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