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Diy

Dave Hale

Publisher: Dave Hale

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Summary

One family's epic journey through the painfully sharp learning curve of remodeling a fixer-upper while attempting to raise children that will not one day be a burden on society. The bear spray was an accident.
Available since: 09/23/2019.

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