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How'd I Get Here? - And Why Am I Stealing M&M's From Air Force One? - cover

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How'd I Get Here? - And Why Am I Stealing M&M's From Air Force One?

Dan Beckmann

Publisher: Morgan James Publishing

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Summary

A rollicking collection of uproariously funny, improbably true stories by a man who believes living life to the fullest makes life unbelievably fun. Dan Beckmann appears to be an average guy living an average life—until you get him talking. In this extraordinary collection of remarkable tales, you’ll see that Dan finds adventure the way he finds friends—everywhere he goes, and under some of the most unexpected circumstances.   Through his witty, lighthearted, and entertaining tales, he reminds us that the best things in life are free, that a new adventure is always just around the corner—and that it’s never too late to laugh your way to the finish line.  
Available since: 04/01/2014.
Print length: 191 pages.

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