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The Perfect Baby Handbook - A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents - cover

The Perfect Baby Handbook - A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents

Dale Hrabi

Publisher: HarperCollins e-books

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Summary

New parents are hipper, more educated, and more sophisticated than ever, but they're also highly competitive--a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby. And for many couples, it's not just any baby, but the perfect baby. These “excessively motivated” parents will not sabotage Junior's future by denying him Mandarin lessons, a nursery chandelier (just like the one Gwyneth's kids enjoy), or advanced infant yoga. A hilarious, highly visual satire of childrearing manuals, The Perfect Baby Handbook provides much-needed comic relief from the pressures of modern parenting, and gives comfort to moms and dads who can say with a sigh of relief, “At least, we're not this bad.”
Available since: 04/10/2009.
Print length: 268 pages.

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