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Rhymes and Tales Then and Now

Cynthia Austell

Publisher: Newman Springs Publishing, Inc.

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Summary

Rhymes and Tales, Then and Now is a whimsical novelty book loosely based on the original classics. It is a contemporary version for grown-ups that is relevant today and filled with humor. Perfect for gifts and ideal for guest bathrooms or bedrooms. What are Jack and Jill doing on the top of the hill after all these years? Have you ever wondered what happened to the little people like Jack Horner, Miss Muffett, or Boy Blue? Put your thumb in this pie.
Available since: 12/07/2020.

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